so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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