So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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