i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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