do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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