We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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