You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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