I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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