Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Fuck appropriateness.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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