they need to just BURY HIM!
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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