Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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