i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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