I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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