69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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