First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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