I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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