I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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