there was a trapeze. enough said
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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