that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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