let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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