At least make sure they are 18
Why
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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