Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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