Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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