I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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