You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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