Sponge bath it is.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I see more hoeing in ur future
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