dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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