A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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