Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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