Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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