we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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