no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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