i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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