She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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