What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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