I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You need a sexual gate keeper
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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