Dignity is for republicans.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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