Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Randomize