If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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