I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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