Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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