My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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