I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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