I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I think my nap took me to another dimension
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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