Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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