we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
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