yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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