let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Come on in and take your pants off
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