How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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