So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Randomize
