she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
