you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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