i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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