You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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