So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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