I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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