the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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