And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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