what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
either way he was missing a nipple.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
They have beer where we have blood.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
