She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I will pee on everything he values.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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