So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
