Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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